If Rassie Did the First Dance
Thabo and Anika wanted a slow waltz. Rassie gave them forty seconds of waltz and a four-second set piece.
Series · 12 episodes
If Rassie Did…
Everyday life, run like a Test-week game plan.
What happens when rugby logic takes over the school run, the supermarket, the braai and everything in between.
The premise is simple: take an ordinary South African chore and give it the full Test-week treatment. Game plans. Phases. A bench.
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If Rassie Did the Grocery Shopping
A Saturday supermarket run, planned like a Test match. Seven trolleys. One loaf of bread.
If Rassie Did the School Run
Team selection at 06:00, cones in the bakkie and a lunchbox thrown in from touch.
If Rassie Planned a Braai
The weather app says 90% chance of rain. Rassie lights the braai.
If Rassie Did Load Shedding
Stage 6. Four hours in the dark. Rassie is not worried.
If Rassie Did the Family Photo
Forty relatives, one phone on a timer and a family friend who arranges people like a team photo.
If Rassie Did the Holiday Pool
December at a coastal resort. Every lounger gone by half past five. Rassie was not the only one with a plan.
If Rassie Did School Sports Day
The parents’ tug-of-war was meant to be a bit of fun. Then Rassie turned the mothers into a driving maul.
If Rassie Did Home Affairs
The Home Affairs queue is three hours minimum. Rassie walks in anyway.
If Rassie Did the Road Trip
Joburg to the coast on a strict driver rotation, with the biltong bench coming on at the hour mark.
If Rassie Did a Kids’ Birthday Party
Pass-the-parcel as a set piece, musical chairs with a TMO and a cake delivered with perfect timing.
If Rassie Did the Garden
A lawn mowed in pitch stripes, a flowerbed with a defensive structure and a yellow card for the dog.
If Rassie Did the First Dance
Thabo and Anika wanted a slow waltz. Rassie gave them forty seconds of waltz and a four-second set piece.
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