Rassie Fact #062: The zombies
In a stadium the "Zombies" bow down and sing his song.
Submitted by Alanda Dieroff
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Rassie Fact #061: In the corner
No one puts Rassie in the corner.
Submitted by Zanya
Rassie Fact #060: ET phoned Rassie
ET didn’t phone home. He phoned Rassie.
Submitted by Zanya
Rassie Fact #059: The boss of all coaches
Rassie is the boss of all rugby coaches.
Submitted by Ndzondi
Rassie Fact #058: "May the Rassie be with you."
May the Rassie be with you.
Submitted by Louise M Fowlds
Rassie Fact #057: Rassie doesn’t worry about the Haka...he parties
Rassie doesn’t worry about the Haka...he parties after the game not before...
Submitted by Bon Bateman
Rassie Fact #056: When William Web Ellis created the game
When William Web Ellis created the game of Rugby he had to ask Rassie for permission first.
Submitted by Chris Vanbiljon
Rassie Fact #055: When he was born, Rassie smacked the
When he was born, Rassie smacked the doctors bum.
Submitted by Lyle Young
Rassie Fact #054: When Google doesnt know it does a
When Google doesnt know it does a Rassie search.
Submitted by Dominic Robert Smith
Rassie Fact #053: When Rassie drives, the potholes avoid him
When Rassie drives, the potholes avoid him.
Submitted by Sarish Harisunkar
Rassie Fact #052: When the Bokke pass the Lions, the
When the Bokke pass the Lions, the Lions bow in awe and admiration...
Submitted by Adrian Trevor Smuts
Rassie Fact #051: Rassie sny nie gras nie
Rassie sny nie gras nie!! Hy dare hulle om te groei!
Submitted by Matt Matthee
Rassie Fact #050: Rassie is the proof in the poeding
Rassie is the proof in the poeding...
Submitted by David Rudd
Rassie Fact #049: Rassie ordered Elon Musk to have a
Rassie ordered Elon Musk to have a starlink flyover at the next Bok game.
Submitted by Cecilia Jacobs van Eeden
Rassie Fact #048: Rassie is the only person who can
Rassie is the only person who can slam a revolving door.
Submitted by Simoné Leigh De Klerk
Rassie Fact #047: Rassie mag met vuil voete in die
Rassie mag met vuil voete in die bed klim!
Submitted by Evelyn Davies
Rassie Fact #046: Last week when Rassie's cellphone was broken,
Last week when Rassie's cellphone was broken, he sent WhatsApp messages to the boys on a calculator.
Submitted by Pierre van der Merwe
Rassie Fact #045: If Rassie says "scrum" the All Blacks
If Rassie says "scrum" the All Blacks started crying
Submitted by Maryna Van Schalkwyk
Rassie Fact #044: How many plans does Rassie have
How many plans does Rassie have? All of them
Submitted by Patricia Grobler
Rassie Fact #043: Rassie gebruik nie sonblok nie
Rassie gebruik nie sonblok nie!! Die son gebruik Rassieblok!
Submitted by Matt Matthee
Rassie Fact #042: Rassie doesn't flush the toilet, he scares
Rassie doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.
Submitted by Simoné Leigh De Klerk
Rassie Fact #041: Rassie can kill two stones with one
Rassie can kill two stones with one bird.
Submitted by Guy Botha
Rassie Fact #040: Rassie's Bomb Squad — The only bench
Rassie's Bomb Squad — The only bench that needs its own postcode.
Submitted by JM JM
Rassie Fact #039: Rugby Praat
Rassie praat nie van rugby nie, rugby praat van Rassie.
Submitted by Karl Heyns
Rassie Fact #038: The Beer
Rassie skink nie n bier nie. Die bier skink vir hom.
Submitted by Llewellyn Abdoll
Rassie Fact #037: Green Blood
Rassie doesn’t bleed red. He bleeds Springbok green.
Submitted by Charlotte Coetzee
Rassie Fact #031: The wins
Rassie doesn't play for Wins yet Wins comes over to the play for Him☝🏽
Submitted by Gugulethu Mshengu
Rassie Fact #027: Die Branna
Rassie doesn't gooi his own Branna.The Branna runs into Rassie hand.
Submitted by Alanda Dieroff
Rassie Fact #025: The right plan
Rassie doesn't make a plan the plan makes sure rassie is right
Submitted by Kevin Edwards
Rassie Fact #023: The water
Rassie doesn’t carry water.He walks on it.
Submitted by Judy Taylor Phillips
Rassie Fact #020: The CV
When Rassie says “lekker,” somewhere in New Zealand a rugby analyst updates his CV.
Submitted by Hendro Greeff
Rassie Fact #019: The trophies
Rassie doesn’t chase trophies.Trophies know where he lives.
Rassie Fact #018: The plan
When Rassie says “we’ve got a plan,”New Zealand checks the departure board.
Rassie Fact #017: The roads
Rassie doesn’t need Google Maps.South African roads know where he’s going.
Rassie Fact #016: The municipality
Rassie once complained about a pothole.The municipality apologised to his tyre.
Rassie Fact #015: The parking bay
Rassie doesn’t look for parking at the V&A Waterfront.A bay gets nervous and opens up.
Rassie Fact #014: The flight
Rassie once missed a flight at OR Tambo.The plane reversed.
Rassie Fact #013: The queue
Rassie doesn’t stand in the Home Affairs queue.The queue stands for Rassie.
Rassie Fact #010: The time zone
Rassie doesn’t change time zones.Time zones adjust to kick-off.
Rassie Fact #009: The kettle
Rassie doesn’t wait for the kettle to boil.The kettle waits for the call from the coaches’ box.
Rassie Fact #008: The braai tongs
Rassie’s braai tongs have a 23-player squad.
Rassie Fact #007: The set piece
Rassie doesn’t do small talk.He does set-piece talk.
Rassie Fact #006: The alarm clock
Rassie doesn’t set an alarm.Sunrise waits for the team talk.
Rassie Fact #005: The video review
Rassie once reviewed a braai on video.The chops asked for the TMO.
Rassie Fact #004: The shopping list
Rassie’s shopping list has a seven–one split.
Rassie Fact #003: The sequel
Rassie’s bench isn’t the second team.It’s the sequel.
Rassie Fact #002: The weather
Rassie doesn’t check the weather before a braai.The weather checks with Rassie.
Rassie Fact #001: The backup plan
Rassie doesn’t have a backup plan.The backup plan has Rassie’s number.
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