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74 items in the Rassieverse.

1. ComicIf Rassie Did the First DanceThabo and Anika wanted a slow waltz. Rassie gave them forty seconds of waltz and a four-second set piece.
2. Rassie FactRassie Fact #018: The planWhen Rassie says “we’ve got a plan,” New Zealand checks the departure board.
3. Rassie FactRassie Fact #019: The trophiesRassie doesn’t chase trophies. Trophies know where he lives.
4. CollectionRassie vs South AfricaDead robots, a two-year pothole and a car guard with perfect calls. Everyday South Africa, refereed.
5. ComicThe Missing Kit BagThe team lands at OR Tambo one kit bag short. Rassie is not worried.
6. ComicIf Rassie Did the GardenA lawn mowed in pitch stripes, a flowerbed with a defensive structure and a yellow card for the dog.
7. Rassie FactRassie Fact #015: The parking bayRassie doesn’t look for parking at the V&A Waterfront. A bay gets nervous and opens up.
8. Rassie FactRassie Fact #016: The municipalityRassie once complained about a pothole. The municipality apologised to his tyre.
9. Rassie FactRassie Fact #017: The roadsRassie doesn’t need Google Maps. South African roads know where he’s going.
10. CollectionSupporters and SuperstitionsThe lucky jersey, the frozen lounge and the parade wave. Bok Nation at its most devoted.
11. ComicOne Screen, Whole VillageAn extension cord from the spaza shop, one TV under a tree and an uncle on the roof holding the aerial for all eighty minutes.
12. Rassie FactRassie Fact #012: Load sheddingRassie doesn’t load-shed. Eskom waits until he goes to bed.
13. Rassie FactRassie Fact #013: The queueRassie doesn’t stand in the Home Affairs queue. The queue stands for Rassie.
14. Rassie FactRassie Fact #014: The flightRassie once missed a flight at OR Tambo. The plane reversed.
15. ComicExcess BaggageForty players, one check-in counter and a team manager who has planned the queue down to the kilogram.
16. CollectionInside the Team RoomShort team talks, long slide decks, overweight kit bags and a bench that warms up louder than the match.
17. Rassie FactRassie Fact #010: The time zoneRassie doesn’t change time zones. Time zones adjust to kick-off.
18. ComicIf Rassie Did a Kids’ Birthday PartyPass-the-parcel as a set piece, musical chairs with a TMO and a cake delivered with perfect timing.
19. ComicFresh Legs at the FiftiethThe Bomb Squad warms up so hard at the 50th minute that the other team stops to watch.
20. ComicGreen FridayFrom the taxi rank to the operating theatre, the whole country turns up to work in green, and nobody needs to explain why.
21. Rassie FactRassie Fact #009: The kettleRassie doesn’t wait for the kettle to boil. The kettle waits for the call from the coaches’ box.
22. ComicIf Rassie Did the Road TripJoburg to the coast on a strict driver rotation, with the biltong bench coming on at the hour mark.
23. ComicRobots on the BlinkEvery robot in the suburb stuck on green in all four directions, and one man in the middle of the intersection calling a scrum.
24. Rassie FactRassie Fact #008: The braai tongsRassie’s braai tongs have a 23-player squad.
25. ComicThe Captain’s Team TalkThree hours of analysis, 147 slides and one captain who only needs a few words.
26. ComicOne Try, One Group ChatOne try, one family WhatsApp group and supporters celebrating in Durban, Cape Town, Perth and wherever Thabo is at the same moment.
27. ComicIf Rassie Did Home AffairsThe Home Affairs queue is three hours minimum. Rassie walks in anyway.
28. CollectionBraai LogicEvery comic where the braai becomes a tactics board, and the fresh legs arrive right on time.
29. IssueIssue 002: Fresh LegsThe bench has entered the chat. Braai plans, 3am kick-offs, anthem goosebumps and the arrival of the Bomb Squad.
30. Rassie FactRassie Fact #007: The set pieceRassie doesn’t do small talk. He does set-piece talk.
31. ComicThe PotholeFourteen reports, two years and one reference number. So the street stopped waiting for the ref.
32. ComicThe Bomb Squad ArrivesFifty minutes into the party, energy is fading. Then the door opens.
33. ComicThe Lucky JerseyTannie Marietjie’s jersey has not been washed since 1995. Then Oom Kallie did the laundry.
34. ComicThe Coin TossThree assistant coaches, three different plans for the coin toss and one captain who has heard enough.
35. ComicIf Rassie Did School Sports DayThe parents’ tug-of-war was meant to be a bit of fun. Then Rassie turned the mothers into a driving maul.
36. Rassie FactRassie Fact #006: The alarm clockRassie doesn’t set an alarm. Sunrise waits for the team talk.
37. ComicThe Car Guard’s CallA tight parking bay, a car guard with the clearest calls Rassie has heard all season and one very unusual job offer.
38. ComicThe Parade WaveGogo Nomsa was on the parade route at four. Thabo flew in overnight. The captain waved.
39. ComicIf Rassie Did the Holiday PoolDecember at a coastal resort. Every lounger gone by half past five. Rassie was not the only one with a plan.
40. ComicNobody MoveThe try came while Oom Kallie was half out of his chair. So Oom Kallie stays half out of his chair.
41. ComicIf Rassie Did the Family PhotoForty relatives, one phone on a timer and a family friend who arranges people like a team photo.
42. CollectionEveryday Game PlansThe school run, the grocery shop and load shedding, all run with a full Test-week game plan.
43. ComicThe Missing SockForty players, one kit manager and one sock missing ninety minutes before kick-off.
44. ComicIf Rassie Did Load SheddingStage 6. Four hours in the dark. Rassie is not worried.
45. ComicSelection for the Team BraaiAll three assistant coaches want to run the team braai. Rassie picks on form.
46. Rassie FactRassie Fact #005: The video reviewRassie once reviewed a braai on video. The chops asked for the TMO.
47. CollectionThe Supporter Survival GuideFriday jerseys, 3am kick-offs and anthem goosebumps. Everything you need to survive a Test weekend.
48. ComicAnthem GoosebumpsBefore kick-off, the whole country stands up. Including the dog.
49. Rassie FactRassie Fact #004: The shopping listRassie’s shopping list has a seven–one split.
50. ComicIf Rassie Planned a BraaiThe weather app says 90% chance of rain. Rassie lights the braai.
51. ComicKick-off at 3amSupporting from overseas means three alarms, whispered celebrations and very patient neighbours.
52. Rassie FactRassie Fact #003: The sequelRassie’s bench isn’t the second team. It’s the sequel.
53. ComicIf Rassie Did the School RunTeam selection at 06:00, cones in the bakkie and a lunchbox thrown in from touch.
54. IssueIssue 001: Kick-offThe first issue of the Rassieverse. A supermarket game plan, the Friday dress code and the fact that started it all.
55. Rassie FactRassie Fact #002: The weatherRassie doesn’t check the weather before a braai. The weather checks with Rassie.
56. ComicThe Friday JerseyIn some offices Friday is dress-down day. In this office it is a dress code.
57. ComicIf Rassie Did the Grocery ShoppingA Saturday supermarket run, planned like a Test match. Seven trolleys. One loaf of bread.
58. Rassie FactRassie Fact #001: The backup planRassie doesn’t have a backup plan. The backup plan has Rassie’s number.
59. CharacterAnikaWatches every Test from a flat in Perth, sends thirty-seven voice notes per try and met Thabo on the family video call.
60. SeriesBok NationA love letter to the supporters: Friday jerseys, 3am kick-offs abroad and the goosebumps that arrive before every anthem.
61. CharacterBra SiphoHeld the village TV aerial on a roof for an entire Test match. His calls are still the clearest in the Eastern Cape.
62. CharacterBra TshepoDrives the green minibus, saves the front seat for anyone in a jersey and swears he never moved early.
63. CharacterGogo NomsaRuns the family group chat from Durban, records a voice note for every try and has never once been late for a parade.
64. SeriesIf Rassie Did…What happens when rugby logic takes over the school run, the supermarket, the braai and everything in between.
65. CharacterLeratoRuns the office, the family group chat and the Friday dress code with equal authority.
66. CharacterOom KallieHas run the street braai for 31 years. Deeply suspicious of whiteboards.
67. CharacterRassieA cap, dark glasses and a game plan for absolutely everything, including the grocery run.
68. CharacterSiyaLeads from the front, keeps the team talk short and somehow ends up carrying everyone’s bags as well.
69. CharacterTannie MarietjieOwns a spare jersey for every emergency and has not missed an anthem since 1995.
70. SeriesTeam RoomStories from inside the rugby world: Rassie, Siya, the coaches, the management, the Bomb Squad and one very organised kit bag.
71. CharacterThaboLives overseas, sleeps in two-hour blocks during tournaments and has never missed a kick-off.
72. CharacterThe Bomb SquadSeven enormous friends who arrive at the 50th minute of any event and change the result.
73. CharacterThe Coaching StaffAn attack coach with ninety lineout options, a scrum coach with forearms like fence posts and a defence coach who has never blinked.
74. CharacterThe Management TeamA team manager who has already planned the queue, a physio with tape for everything and a kit manager who can find one missing sock among forty bags.

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