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Comic #7

6 panels

The Tight-Space Plan

The parking lot is full and Chico will not fit. Rassie finds the one space nobody was using.

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Comic adapted from a joke by Chico owners Ali Farzad and his wife Nonhlanhla Xaba.

  1. Six panels. A marshal turns Chico away from a full stadium car park. Rassie measures the gap, decides the space is not on the ground, and the squad lifts the car overhead into the air above the bay while the marshal asks whether that even counts as parking.

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  1. Panel 1

    Outside a packed stadium car park. A marshal holds up a hand to a turquoise VW Chico.

    Marshal: Lot full. No spaces.

  2. Panel 2

    Rassie crouches between two bakkies, measuring the gap with his hands while a fan shrugs.

    Fan: Chico won’t fit there.

  3. Panel 3

    Rassie taps his temple, entirely unbothered.

    Rassie: On the ground, no.

  4. Panel 4

    The squad hoists Chico overhead in a lineout lift, the crowd cheering and filming.

  5. Panel 5

    The car is eased down into the gap as the marshal watches, lost for words.

    Marshal: Is that even parking?

  6. Panel 6

    Rassie dusts off his hands beside the parked Chico.

    Rassie: Win the air, win the space.

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