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Comic #18

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Boogeyman

The boogeyman is sure he heard something under the bed. He looks, and finds Rassie down there with a clipboard, checking the setup.

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Inspired by a joke submitted by Chris Wiesemann.

  1. Three panels. A wild-haired boogeyman sits up in bed at night and hears a bump. He kneels and shines a torch under the bed, hoping it is not Rassie. Rassie is under there in a white shirt with a tactics clipboard, checking the setup, and the boogeyman falls back in fright.

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  1. Panel 1

    A moonlit bedroom. A wild-haired boogeyman sits up in bed clutching the blanket, wide-eyed. A BUMP comes from the floor.

    Boogeyman: Did you hear that?

    SFX: BUMP!

  2. Panel 2

    The boogeyman kneels by the bed, lifts the blanket and shines a torch along the carpet beneath it.

    Boogeyman: Please don’t be Rassie…

  3. Panel 3

    Under the bed Rassie lies in a white shirt, holding a clipboard of tactics, with a kit bag, a flask and a stack of books beside him. The boogeyman has fallen back in terror.

    Rassie: Just checking your setup.

    Caption: The Boogeyman looks for Rassie under his bed.

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