Comic #16

6 panels

Infinity

Nobody can count to infinity. Rassie is asked how far he can count, and the analysts find out he has already done it — twice.

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Inspired by a joke submitted by Craig Leon Human.

  1. Six panels. A scientist says nobody can count to infinity and asks Rassie how far he can count. An analyst finds that Rassie already counted to infinity, and then that he did it twice. Rassie suggests asking whoever wrote the program.Enlarge panel 1

Inspired by a joke submitted by Craig Leon Human.© Rassie Comics · rassiecomics.com

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  1. Panel 1

    A curly-haired scientist in a lab coat stands at a whiteboard with an infinity sign on it. Rassie sits to one side with his chin on his hand and a mug beside him.

    Caption: 1

    Scientist: Nobody can count to infinity. It’s mathematically impossible.

  2. Panel 2

    The scientist points at Rassie, who rests his chin on his hand and thinks.

    Caption: 2

    Scientist: Rassie, how far can YOU count?

    Rassie: Depends. What are we counting?

  3. Panel 3

    A younger analyst reads a laptop while the scientist looks over his shoulder in shock. Rassie leans in behind them.

    Caption: 3

    Analyst: Sir… according to this, Rassie already counted to infinity.

    Scientist: WHAT?!

  4. Panel 4

    The analyst points at the laptop, which reads COUNT COMPLETE: infinity times two, with Pass 1 and Pass 2 both ticked. The scientist clutches his head.

    Caption: 4

    Analyst: Actually… it says he did it twice.

  5. Panel 5

    The scientist throws up his hands. Rassie shrugs at the desk, a mug of Good Plans Travel Well beside him.

    Caption: 5

    Scientist: Rassie! How is that even possible?!

    Rassie: I don’t know, man. Ask the oke who wrote the program.

  6. Panel 6

    The screen still reads COUNT COMPLETE, infinity times two. The analyst and the scientist have their heads in their hands while Rassie drinks from his mug.

    Caption: 6

    Caption: Rassie counted to infinity. Twice.

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