Comic #16
Infinity
Nobody can count to infinity. Rassie is asked how far he can count, and the analysts find out he has already done it — twice.
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Inspired by a joke submitted by Craig Leon Human.
Inspired by a joke submitted by Craig Leon Human.© Rassie Comics · rassiecomics.com
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Panel 1
A curly-haired scientist in a lab coat stands at a whiteboard with an infinity sign on it. Rassie sits to one side with his chin on his hand and a mug beside him.
Caption: 1
Scientist: Nobody can count to infinity. It’s mathematically impossible.
Panel 2
The scientist points at Rassie, who rests his chin on his hand and thinks.
Caption: 2
Scientist: Rassie, how far can YOU count?
Rassie: Depends. What are we counting?
Panel 3
A younger analyst reads a laptop while the scientist looks over his shoulder in shock. Rassie leans in behind them.
Caption: 3
Analyst: Sir… according to this, Rassie already counted to infinity.
Scientist: WHAT?!
Panel 4
The analyst points at the laptop, which reads COUNT COMPLETE: infinity times two, with Pass 1 and Pass 2 both ticked. The scientist clutches his head.
Caption: 4
Analyst: Actually… it says he did it twice.
Panel 5
The scientist throws up his hands. Rassie shrugs at the desk, a mug of Good Plans Travel Well beside him.
Caption: 5
Scientist: Rassie! How is that even possible?!
Rassie: I don’t know, man. Ask the oke who wrote the program.
Panel 6
The screen still reads COUNT COMPLETE, infinity times two. The analyst and the scientist have their heads in their hands while Rassie drinks from his mug.
Caption: 6
Caption: Rassie counted to infinity. Twice.
