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Comic #9

6 panels

The Chillies

Rassie doesn’t cry when he eats chillies. The chillies cry because Rassie eats them.

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Comic adapted from a joke by Alanda Dieroff.

  1. Six panels. Friends at a braai warn Rassie that the chillies make grown men cry. He says not to be dramatic and eats one while they stare. The bowl of chillies bursts into tears, and Rassie sits smiling beside them.

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  1. Panel 1

    A braai table with a big wooden bowl of red chillies. Three friends laugh and point; Rassie sits beside them, unmoved.

    Friend: Careful, those chillies make grown men cry.

  2. Panel 2

    Rassie holds a single chilli up between his fingers and looks straight ahead.

    Rassie: Let’s not be dramatic.

  3. Panel 3

    Rassie puts the chilli in his mouth. The three friends stare, mouths open.

  4. Panel 4

    The bowl of chillies, drawn with faces, all of them in tears.

    Chillies: Not him!

  5. Panel 5

    Rassie reaches calmly for another chilli while the friends watch in disbelief.

    Friend: Is he even feeling that?

  6. Panel 6

    Rassie sits back smiling with a chilli in his hand, the bowl in front of him weeping.

    Caption: Rassie doesn’t cry when he eats chillies. The chillies cry because Rassie eats them.

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