Mini comicIf Rassie Did…Episode 11

If Rassie Did the Garden

A lawn mowed in pitch stripes, a flowerbed with a defensive structure and a yellow card for the dog.

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  1. Rassie kneels on a lawn with a long measuring tape, pulling a straight line of string tight between two wooden pegs.Enlarge panel 1
    Panel 1.

    Saturday. Ground preparation.

    • Rassie: Twenty-two metres. Mark it.
  2. Oom Kallie peers over a garden wall at Rassie’s lawn, now mowed in perfect stripes with neatly edged flowerbeds.Enlarge panel 2
    Panel 2.
    • Oom Kallie: Is that a lawn or a try line?
    • Rassie: It is a flowerbed with a clear defensive structure.
  3. A muddy dog sits beside a fresh hole in the lawn as Rassie calmly holds up a yellow card.Enlarge panel 3
    Panel 3.
    • Rassie: Ten minutes in the kennel. Think about what you did.

Read the transcript
  1. Panel 1

    Rassie kneels on a lawn with a long measuring tape, pulling a straight line of string tight between two wooden pegs.

    Caption: Saturday. Ground preparation.

    Rassie: Twenty-two metres. Mark it.

  2. Panel 2

    Oom Kallie peers over a garden wall at Rassie’s lawn, now mowed in perfect stripes with neatly edged flowerbeds.

    Oom Kallie: Is that a lawn or a try line?

    Rassie: It is a flowerbed with a clear defensive structure.

  3. Panel 3

    A muddy dog sits beside a fresh hole in the lawn as Rassie calmly holds up a yellow card.

    Rassie: Ten minutes in the kennel. Think about what you did.

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