If Rassie Did the Garden
A lawn mowed in pitch stripes, a flowerbed with a defensive structure and a yellow card for the dog.
StarringRassieOom Kallie
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Panel 1. Saturday. Ground preparation.
- Rassie: Twenty-two metres. Mark it.
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Panel 2. - Oom Kallie: Is that a lawn or a try line?
- Rassie: It is a flowerbed with a clear defensive structure.
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Panel 3. - Rassie: Ten minutes in the kennel. Think about what you did.
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Panel 1
Rassie kneels on a lawn with a long measuring tape, pulling a straight line of string tight between two wooden pegs.
Caption: Saturday. Ground preparation.
Rassie: Twenty-two metres. Mark it.
Panel 2
Oom Kallie peers over a garden wall at Rassie’s lawn, now mowed in perfect stripes with neatly edged flowerbeds.
Oom Kallie: Is that a lawn or a try line?
Rassie: It is a flowerbed with a clear defensive structure.
Panel 3
A muddy dog sits beside a fresh hole in the lawn as Rassie calmly holds up a yellow card.
Rassie: Ten minutes in the kennel. Think about what you did.


