Mini comicIf Rassie Did…Episode 7

If Rassie Did School Sports Day

The parents’ tug-of-war was meant to be a bit of fun. Then Rassie turned the mothers into a driving maul.

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  1. At a school sports day a team of big, confident fathers grins across a tug-of-war rope at a team of mothers, while Rassie crouches beside the mothers giving instructions.Enlarge panel 1
    Panel 1.

    Sports day. Parents’ tug-of-war.

    • A confident dad: Ladies, we’ll go easy on you.
    • Rassie: Low bodies. Feet together. We don’t pull. We drive.
  2. The mothers, bound tight and low like a driving maul, walk the rope steadily backwards while the fathers slide face-first and children cheer.Enlarge panel 2
    Panel 2.
    • Lerato: Rassie, are we allowed to do this?
    • Rassie: Nobody has ever read the tug-of-war rules.
  3. Lerato holds up a small gold cup beside Rassie, who stands with his arms folded, while the exhausted fathers lie on the grass behind them.Enlarge panel 3
    Panel 3.
    • A confident dad: That wasn’t tug-of-war.
    • Rassie: No. That was a driving maul. Tug-of-war is what you were doing.

Read the transcript
  1. Panel 1

    At a school sports day a team of big, confident fathers grins across a tug-of-war rope at a team of mothers, while Rassie crouches beside the mothers giving instructions.

    Caption: Sports day. Parents’ tug-of-war.

    A confident dad: Ladies, we’ll go easy on you.

    Rassie: Low bodies. Feet together. We don’t pull. We drive.

  2. Panel 2

    The mothers, bound tight and low like a driving maul, walk the rope steadily backwards while the fathers slide face-first and children cheer.

    Lerato: Rassie, are we allowed to do this?

    Rassie: Nobody has ever read the tug-of-war rules.

  3. Panel 3

    Lerato holds up a small gold cup beside Rassie, who stands with his arms folded, while the exhausted fathers lie on the grass behind them.

    A confident dad: That wasn’t tug-of-war.

    Rassie: No. That was a driving maul. Tug-of-war is what you were doing.

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