The Coin Toss
Three assistant coaches, three different plans for the coin toss and one captain who has heard enough.
StarringSiyaThe Coaching Staff
Panel 1. Two hours before kick-off.
- Attack Coach: We receive. Ball in hand.
- Defence Coach: We kick. Make them play in their own half.
- Scrum Coach: Whatever gets us a scrum in the first five minutes.
Panel 2. - Referee: Heads. Your call, captain.
Panel 3. - Siya: We’ll take the wind.
- Referee: The wind?
- Siya: The wind has never argued with me.
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Panel 1
In a team room the three assistant coaches argue: the Attack Coach holds up his tablet, the Defence Coach jabs a finger and the Scrum Coach folds his enormous arms.
Caption: Two hours before kick-off.
Attack Coach: We receive. Ball in hand.
Defence Coach: We kick. Make them play in their own half.
Scrum Coach: Whatever gets us a scrum in the first five minutes.
Panel 2
At the coin toss Siya and the opposing captain face each other under the floodlights, while behind them, in the glass coaches’ box, the three coaches point in different directions.
Referee: Heads. Your call, captain.
Panel 3
Siya glances up at the arguing coaches, then smiles calmly at the referee.
Siya: We’ll take the wind.
Referee: The wind?
Siya: The wind has never argued with me.