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Mini comicIf Rassie Did…Episode 4

If Rassie Did Load Shedding

Stage 6. Four hours in the dark. Rassie is not worried.

StarringRassieOom Kallie

  1. A dark lounge lit by candles. The neighbour, Oom Kallie, squints at his phone while Rassie relaxes in an armchair with a mug.
    • NeighbourStage 6. Four hours.
  2. Rassie stands on his stoep at night looking out over a completely dark neighbourhood, one eyebrow raised, faintly amused.
    • RassieFour hours?
  3. By candlelight Rassie holds a phone to his ear, calm and deadpan.
    • RassieTell Eskom I’m awake.
  4. Every house on the street lights up at once. Neighbours step outside, amazed, while Rassie stands on his stoep with a small satisfied smile.

    Load shedding cancelled.

    • RassieLekker.

Read the transcript

  1. Panel 1

    A dark lounge lit by candles. The neighbour, Oom Kallie, squints at his phone while Rassie relaxes in an armchair with a mug.

    Neighbour: Stage 6. Four hours.

  2. Panel 2

    Rassie stands on his stoep at night looking out over a completely dark neighbourhood, one eyebrow raised, faintly amused.

    Rassie: Four hours?

  3. Panel 3

    By candlelight Rassie holds a phone to his ear, calm and deadpan.

    Rassie: Tell Eskom I’m awake.

  4. Panel 4

    Every house on the street lights up at once. Neighbours step outside, amazed, while Rassie stands on his stoep with a small satisfied smile.

    Caption: Load shedding cancelled.

    Rassie: Lekker.

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