Rassie Comics is an unofficial South African rugby comic and humour platform. Rugby logic applied to absolutely everything.https://rassiecomics.com/en-zahttps://rassiecomics.com/facts/the-trophies/https://rassiecomics.com/facts/the-trophies/Rassie doesn’t chase trophies. Trophies know where he lives.Thu, 17 Sep 2026 08:00:00 GMTRassie Factgame-planshttps://rassiecomics.com/facts/the-plan/https://rassiecomics.com/facts/the-plan/When Rassie says “we’ve got a plan,” New Zealand checks the departure board.Thu, 17 Sep 2026 06:00:00 GMTRassie Factgame-planshttps://rassiecomics.com/comics/if-rassie-did-the-first-dance/https://rassiecomics.com/comics/if-rassie-did-the-first-dance/Thabo and Anika wanted a slow waltz. Rassie gave them forty seconds of waltz and a four-second set piece.Thu, 17 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMTComicfamilyweddingsset-pieceshttps://rassiecomics.com/comics/the-missing-kit-bag/https://rassiecomics.com/comics/the-missing-kit-bag/The team lands at OR Tambo one kit bag short. Rassie is not worried.Thu, 17 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMTComicthe-teamtravelhttps://rassiecomics.com/facts/the-roads/https://rassiecomics.com/facts/the-roads/Rassie doesn’t need Google Maps. South African roads know where he’s going.Wed, 16 Sep 2026 18:00:00 GMTRassie Facteveryday-lifetravelhttps://rassiecomics.com/facts/the-municipality/https://rassiecomics.com/facts/the-municipality/Rassie once complained about a pothole. The municipality apologised to his tyre.Wed, 16 Sep 2026 12:00:00 GMTRassie Facteveryday-lifehttps://rassiecomics.com/facts/the-parking-bay/https://rassiecomics.com/facts/the-parking-bay/Rassie doesn’t look for parking at the V&A Waterfront. A bay gets nervous and opens up.Wed, 16 Sep 2026 06:00:00 GMTRassie Facteveryday-lifehttps://rassiecomics.com/comics/if-rassie-did-the-garden/https://rassiecomics.com/comics/if-rassie-did-the-garden/A lawn mowed in pitch stripes, a flowerbed with a defensive structure and a yellow card for the dog.Wed, 16 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMTComiceveryday-lifegame-planshttps://rassiecomics.com/facts/the-flight/https://rassiecomics.com/facts/the-flight/Rassie once missed a flight at OR Tambo. The plane reversed.Tue, 15 Sep 2026 18:00:00 GMTRassie Facttravelhttps://rassiecomics.com/facts/the-queue/https://rassiecomics.com/facts/the-queue/Rassie doesn’t stand in the Home Affairs queue. The queue stands for Rassie.Tue, 15 Sep 2026 12:00:00 GMTRassie Facteveryday-lifehome-affairshttps://rassiecomics.com/facts/load-shedding/https://rassiecomics.com/facts/load-shedding/Rassie doesn’t load-shed. Eskom waits until he goes to bed.Tue, 15 Sep 2026 06:00:00 GMTRassie Facteveryday-lifeload-sheddinghttps://rassiecomics.com/comics/one-screen-whole-village/https://rassiecomics.com/comics/one-screen-whole-village/An extension cord from the spaza shop, one TV under a tree and an uncle on the roof holding the aerial for all eighty minutes.Tue, 15 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMTComicsupportersmatch-daygeeshttps://rassiecomics.com/comics/excess-baggage/https://rassiecomics.com/comics/excess-baggage/Forty players, one check-in counter and a team manager who has planned the queue down to the kilogram.Mon, 14 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMTComicthe-teamtravelgame-planshttps://rassiecomics.com/facts/the-time-zone/https://rassiecomics.com/facts/the-time-zone/Rassie doesn’t change time zones. Time zones adjust to kick-off.Mon, 14 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMTRassie Factsupportersoverseashttps://rassiecomics.com/comics/if-rassie-did-a-kids-birthday-party/https://rassiecomics.com/comics/if-rassie-did-a-kids-birthday-party/Pass-the-parcel as a set piece, musical chairs with a TMO and a cake delivered with perfect timing.Sun, 13 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMTComiceveryday-lifegame-plansfamilyhttps://rassiecomics.com/comics/fresh-legs-at-the-fiftieth/https://rassiecomics.com/comics/fresh-legs-at-the-fiftieth/The Bomb Squad warms up so hard at the 50th minute that the other team stops to watch.Sat, 12 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMTComicthe-benchthe-teammatch-dayhttps://rassiecomics.com/comics/green-friday/https://rassiecomics.com/comics/green-friday/From the taxi rank to the operating theatre, the whole country turns up to work in green, and nobody needs to explain why.Fri, 11 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMTComicsupportersjerseysgeeshttps://rassiecomics.com/facts/the-kettle/https://rassiecomics.com/facts/the-kettle/Rassie doesn’t wait for the kettle to boil. The kettle waits for the call from the coaches’ box.Fri, 11 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMTRassie Facteveryday-lifematch-dayhttps://rassiecomics.com/comics/if-rassie-did-the-road-trip/https://rassiecomics.com/comics/if-rassie-did-the-road-trip/Joburg to the coast on a strict driver rotation, with the biltong bench coming on at the hour mark.Thu, 10 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMTComiceveryday-lifegame-plansfamilytravelhttps://rassiecomics.com/comics/robots-are-out/https://rassiecomics.com/comics/robots-are-out/Every robot in the suburb stuck on green in all four directions, and one man in the middle of the intersection calling a scrum.Wed, 09 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMTComiceveryday-lifetraffichttps://rassiecomics.com/comics/the-captains-team-talk/https://rassiecomics.com/comics/the-captains-team-talk/Three hours of analysis, 147 slides and one captain who only needs a few words.Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMTComicthe-teamcaptaincygame-planshttps://rassiecomics.com/facts/the-braai-tongs/https://rassiecomics.com/facts/the-braai-tongs/Rassie’s braai tongs have a 23-player squad.Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMTRassie Factbraaithe-benchhttps://rassiecomics.com/comics/one-group-chat/https://rassiecomics.com/comics/one-group-chat/One try, one family WhatsApp group and supporters celebrating in Durban, Cape Town, Perth and wherever Thabo is at the same moment.Mon, 07 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMTComicsupportersoverseasfamilymatch-dayhttps://rassiecomics.com/comics/if-rassie-did-home-affairs/https://rassiecomics.com/comics/if-rassie-did-home-affairs/The Home Affairs queue is three hours minimum. Rassie walks in anyway.Sun, 06 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMTComiceveryday-lifehome-affairshttps://rassiecomics.com/comics/the-pothole/https://rassiecomics.com/comics/the-pothole/Fourteen reports, two years and one reference number. So the street stopped waiting for the ref.Sat, 05 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMTComiceveryday-lifeneighbourshttps://rassiecomics.com/facts/the-set-piece/https://rassiecomics.com/facts/the-set-piece/Rassie doesn’t do small talk. He does set-piece talk.Sat, 05 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMTRassie Factgame-planseveryday-lifehttps://rassiecomics.com/comics/the-bomb-squad-arrives/https://rassiecomics.com/comics/the-bomb-squad-arrives/Fifty minutes into the party, energy is fading. Then the door opens.Fri, 04 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMTComicthe-benchbraaigeeshttps://rassiecomics.com/comics/the-lucky-jersey/https://rassiecomics.com/comics/the-lucky-jersey/Tannie Marietjie’s jersey has not been washed since 1995. Then Oom Kallie did the laundry.Thu, 03 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMTComicsupportersjerseyssuperstitionhttps://rassiecomics.com/comics/the-coin-toss/https://rassiecomics.com/comics/the-coin-toss/Three assistant coaches, three different plans for the coin toss and one captain who has heard enough.Wed, 02 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMTComicthe-teamcaptaincyhttps://rassiecomics.com/comics/if-rassie-did-school-sports-day/https://rassiecomics.com/comics/if-rassie-did-school-sports-day/The parents’ tug-of-war was meant to be a bit of fun. Then Rassie turned the mothers into a driving maul.Tue, 01 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMTComicfamilyschoolset-pieceshttps://rassiecomics.com/facts/the-alarm-clock/https://rassiecomics.com/facts/the-alarm-clock/Rassie doesn’t set an alarm. Sunrise waits for the team talk.Tue, 01 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMTRassie Facteveryday-lifehttps://rassiecomics.com/comics/the-car-guards-call/https://rassiecomics.com/comics/the-car-guards-call/A tight parking bay, a car guard with the clearest calls Rassie has heard all season and one very unusual job offer.Mon, 31 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMTComiceveryday-lifeselectionhttps://rassiecomics.com/comics/the-parade-wave/https://rassiecomics.com/comics/the-parade-wave/Gogo Nomsa was on the parade route at four. Thabo flew in overnight. The captain waved.Sun, 30 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMTComicsupportersfamilygeeshttps://rassiecomics.com/comics/if-rassie-did-the-holiday-pool/https://rassiecomics.com/comics/if-rassie-did-the-holiday-pool/December at a coastal resort. Every lounger gone by half past five. Rassie was not the only one with a plan.Fri, 28 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMTComicholidaysfamilythe-benchhttps://rassiecomics.com/comics/nobody-move/https://rassiecomics.com/comics/nobody-move/The try came while Oom Kallie was half out of his chair. So Oom Kallie stays half out of his chair.Wed, 26 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMTComicsupportersmatch-daysuperstitionhttps://rassiecomics.com/comics/if-rassie-did-the-family-photo/https://rassiecomics.com/comics/if-rassie-did-the-family-photo/Forty relatives, one phone on a timer and a family friend who arranges people like a team photo.Mon, 24 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMTComicfamilyset-pieceshttps://rassiecomics.com/comics/the-missing-sock/https://rassiecomics.com/comics/the-missing-sock/Forty players, one kit manager and one sock missing ninety minutes before kick-off.Sat, 22 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMTComicthe-teamthe-benchhttps://rassiecomics.com/comics/if-rassie-did-load-shedding/https://rassiecomics.com/comics/if-rassie-did-load-shedding/Stage 6. Four hours in the dark. Rassie is not worried.Fri, 21 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMTComiceveryday-lifeload-sheddinghttps://rassiecomics.com/comics/selection-for-the-team-braai/https://rassiecomics.com/comics/selection-for-the-team-braai/All three assistant coaches want to run the team braai. Rassie picks on form.Wed, 19 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMTComicthe-teambraaiselectionhttps://rassiecomics.com/facts/the-video-review/https://rassiecomics.com/facts/the-video-review/Rassie once reviewed a braai on video. The chops asked for the TMO.Mon, 10 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMTRassie Factbraaimatch-dayhttps://rassiecomics.com/comics/anthem-goosebumps/https://rassiecomics.com/comics/anthem-goosebumps/Before kick-off, the whole country stands up. Including the dog.Fri, 07 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMTComicsupportersmatch-daygeeshttps://rassiecomics.com/facts/the-shopping-list/https://rassiecomics.com/facts/the-shopping-list/Rassie’s shopping list has a seven–one split.Mon, 20 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMTRassie Factthe-bencheveryday-lifehttps://rassiecomics.com/comics/if-rassie-planned-a-braai/https://rassiecomics.com/comics/if-rassie-planned-a-braai/The weather app says 90% chance of rain. Rassie lights the braai.Fri, 17 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMTComicbraaiweatherhttps://rassiecomics.com/comics/kick-off-at-3am/https://rassiecomics.com/comics/kick-off-at-3am/Supporting from overseas means three alarms, whispered celebrations and very patient neighbours.Fri, 03 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMTComicsupportersoverseasmatch-dayhttps://rassiecomics.com/facts/the-sequel/https://rassiecomics.com/facts/the-sequel/Rassie’s bench isn’t the second team. It’s the sequel.Wed, 01 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMTRassie Factthe-benchhttps://rassiecomics.com/comics/if-rassie-did-the-school-run/https://rassiecomics.com/comics/if-rassie-did-the-school-run/Team selection at 06:00, cones in the bakkie and a lunchbox thrown in from touch.Fri, 26 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMTComiceveryday-lifegame-plansfamilyhttps://rassiecomics.com/facts/the-weather/https://rassiecomics.com/facts/the-weather/Rassie doesn’t check the weather before a braai. The weather checks with Rassie.Mon, 15 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMTRassie Factbraaiweatherhttps://rassiecomics.com/comics/the-friday-jersey/https://rassiecomics.com/comics/the-friday-jersey/In some offices Friday is dress-down day. In this office it is a dress code.Fri, 12 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMTComicsupportersoffice-lifejerseyshttps://rassiecomics.com/comics/if-rassie-did-the-grocery-shopping/https://rassiecomics.com/comics/if-rassie-did-the-grocery-shopping/A Saturday supermarket run, planned like a Test match. Seven trolleys. One loaf of bread.Fri, 05 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMTComiceveryday-lifegame-plansthe-benchhttps://rassiecomics.com/facts/backup-plan/https://rassiecomics.com/facts/backup-plan/Rassie doesn’t have a backup plan. The backup plan has Rassie’s number.Mon, 01 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMTRassie Factgame-plans