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23 comics and 11 Rassie Facts tagged everyday life.

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  1. Boogeyman

    The boogeyman is sure he heard something under the bed. He looks, and finds Rassie down there with a clipboard, checking the setup.

  2. The Lions

    Rassie goes to feed the lions at sunset. By the end of the evening it is the lions who have laid the table.

  3. Infinity

    Nobody can count to infinity. Rassie is asked how far he can count, and the analysts find out he has already done it — twice.

  4. Die Branna

    The fire is dead, the chops are not moving and nobody can save the braai. Rassie opens the coals, gives it air, and the evening starts again.

  5. Rome

    Rome has the plans, the meetings and the delays. Then a specialist arrives who would rather move the blocks than price the job.

  6. E-Tolls

    Rassie drives the N1 and never pays a cent. SANRAL writes to him every month to thank him for blessing it.

  7. Houston

    Mission control runs out of options, so they phone a man on a stoep in South Africa. Move the one oke there, then use the space properly.

  8. The Chillies

    Rassie doesn’t cry when he eats chillies. The chillies cry because Rassie eats them.

  9. The Hospital He Built

    Rassie is born before the hospital is finished. He points out the flaws on day one, and comes back years later to finish the job.

  10. First on the Moon?

    Armstrong steps onto the moon and finds the footprints already there, and someone waiting with a flag.

  11. Staalwol & ’n Hilux

    An oom hands Rassie a ball of steel wool and asks what he plans to do with it. Rassie asks for five minutes.

  12. Mum and Veg

    His mother puts vegetables in front of him. Rassie puts them through selection.

  13. Are You English?

    Rassie needs to settle one thing with the bulldog before bed. The bulldog has opinions.

  14. If Rassie Did Home Affairs

    A three-hour Home Affairs queue, until the clerk looks up and the appointment is suddenly ready.

  16. If Rassie Did the Garden

    A lawn mowed in pitch stripes, a flowerbed with a defensive structure and a yellow card for the dog.

  18. If Rassie Did the Road Trip

    Joburg to the coast on a strict driver rotation, with the biltong bench coming on at the hour mark.

  19. Robots on the Blink

    Every robot in the suburb stuck on green in all four directions, and one man in the middle of the intersection calling a scrum.

  20. The Pothole

    Fourteen reports, two years and one reference number. So the street stopped waiting for the ref.

  21. The Car Guard’s Call

    A tight parking bay, a car guard with the clearest calls Rassie has heard all season and one very unusual job offer.

Rassie Facts

  1. Rassie Fact #038

    Rassie skink nie n bier nie. Die bier skink vir hom.

    everyday life

    Submitted by Llewellyn Abdoll

  2. Rassie Fact #027

    Rassie doesn't gooi his own Branna.The Branna runs into Rassie hand.

    braaieveryday life

    Submitted by Alanda Dieroff

  3. Rassie Fact #023

    Rassie doesn’t carry water.He walks on it.

    everyday life

    Submitted by Judy Taylor Phillips

  4. Rassie Fact #017

    Rassie doesn’t need Google Maps.South African roads know where he’s going.

    everyday lifetravel

  7. Rassie Fact #013

    Rassie doesn’t stand in the Home Affairs queue.The queue stands for Rassie.

    everyday lifehome affairs

  8. Rassie Fact #009

    Rassie doesn’t wait for the kettle to boil.The kettle waits for the call from the coaches’ box.

    everyday lifematch day