
The Captain’s Team Talk
Three hours of analysis, 147 slides and one captain who only needs a few words.
Collection · 8 comics
Short team talks, long slide decks, overweight kit bags and a bench that warms up louder than the match.
What happens behind the changing-room door, as imagined by people who have never been allowed through it.

Three hours of analysis, 147 slides and one captain who only needs a few words.

Three assistant coaches, three different plans for the coin toss and one captain who has heard enough.

All three assistant coaches want to run the team braai. Rassie picks on form.

The Bomb Squad warms up so hard at the 50th minute that the other team stops to watch.

Forty players, one kit manager and one sock missing ninety minutes before kick-off.

Forty players, one check-in counter and a team manager who has planned the queue down to the kilogram.

Fifty minutes into the party, energy is fading. Then the door opens.

The team lands at OR Tambo one kit bag short. Rassie is not worried.