If Rassie Did the First Dance
Thabo and Anika wanted a slow waltz. Rassie gave them forty seconds of waltz and a four-second set piece.
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If Rassie Did a Kids’ Birthday Party
Pass-the-parcel as a set piece, musical chairs with a TMO and a cake delivered with perfect timing.
If Rassie Did the Road Trip
Joburg to the coast on a strict driver rotation, with the biltong bench coming on at the hour mark.
One Try, One Group Chat
One try, one family WhatsApp group and supporters celebrating in Durban, Cape Town, Perth and wherever Thabo is at the same moment.
If Rassie Did School Sports Day
The parents’ tug-of-war was meant to be a bit of fun. Then Rassie turned the mothers into a driving maul.
The Parade Wave
Gogo Nomsa was on the parade route at four. Thabo flew in overnight. The captain waved.
If Rassie Did the Holiday Pool
December at a coastal resort. Every lounger gone by half past five. Rassie was not the only one with a plan.
If Rassie Did the Family Photo
Forty relatives, one phone on a timer and a family friend who arranges people like a team photo.
If Rassie Did the School Run
Team selection at 06:00, cones in the bakkie and a lunchbox thrown in from touch.